Daniel P. Barron

Rest Easy comments, answered.

March 15, 2016

Since my last article was such a hit, and since nobody with a farceb00k account seems capable of leaving a comment anywhere but there,i and since I refuse to give my content free of charge to some USG-blessed forum for the mentally retarded, I present to you a second installment.

Take your bible, [get it out of here] and show some respect for the dead, respect for my dead friend, respect for a member of our community.

My words were not so much against your friend as there were against your community. After all, he is dead and incapable of reading this, and you are all still alive and capable of repenting.

You are not God, you are not a person to judge whether or not a person is in heaven in hell.

Judging is believing.

To begin with, Josiah was very religious when I knew him, we went to church together at The Church of the Open Door and Christ Chapel for at least 4 years together since he moved to Westbrook.

That is a false church,ii the members of which are all on their way to hell.

I would like to say from the bottom of my heart from one human being to another that you are a worthless human being, you are trash, garbage, and a sad excuse of flesh and bones that clearly lacks a heart.

Indeed I am worthless, as are all people in this world.iii Like them, my heart thinks evil continually.iv

If you have further comments, feel free to post them to this article itself, or to the previous article on which it is based. Although I do occasionally check farceb00k for PorcFest updates, I made no guarantee that I will see yours. Cheers!

  1. In their defense, my site got taken down shortly after publication due to the extremely limited nature of the machine on which it is hosted.

    Site seems to be down now.

    A big thank you to the guy who bothered to save a copy of the thing!

  2. From their beliefs page:

    God exists in three co-equal, co-eternal persons, God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit

    God is also love, seven spirits, a city, a man, horses, three men, the throne, heaven, and the kingdom of God.

    God the Holy Spirit is a person who indwells believers permanently at the moment of salvation

    This is a contradiction of Romans 11:

    20 Well said. Because of unbelief they were broken off, and you stand by faith. Do not be haughty, but fear. 21 For if God did not spare the natural branches, He may not spare you either. 22 Therefore consider the goodness and severity of God: on those who fell, severity; but toward you, goodness, if you continue in His goodness. Otherwise you also will be cut off.

    The beliefs page also states:

    The Rapture of the church is imminent and pre-tribulational

    This is a position once held by Darwin Fish, and has since been discarded as false. Darwin says:

    It has since been learned that a Pre-tribulational Rapture (a Rapture at the very beginning of those last seven years) is contrary to what is revealed in 2 Thessalonians 2:1-4.

    From their No Temptation Avoided page:

    I just finished reading a devotional by Charles Spurgeon focusing on the fact that Jesus Himself was tempted by our enemy.

    Charles Spurgeon is a false teacher. Anybody who listens to him is on the broad path towards destruction.

    I could go on and on, but their site isn’t exactly clear or easy to navigate due to web2.0 retardation.

  3. Isaiah 40:

    15 Behold, the nations are as a drop in a bucket,
    And are counted as the small dust on the scales;
    Look, He lifts up the isles as a very little thing.
    16 And Lebanon is not sufficient to burn,
    Nor its beasts sufficient for a burnt offering.
    17 All nations before Him are as nothing,
    And they are counted by Him less than nothing and worthless.

  4. Genesis 6:

    Then the Lord saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intent of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

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