Daniel P. Barron

A True Church at PorcFest

Saturday, April 21, 2018

I have reserved a campsite in Agora Valley for myself and Darwin Fish. We will be there to contend for the faith.i If you want to meet either of us, show up at Roger’s Campground between the 19th and 24th of June.

I’ve been to PorcFest three times from 2014 through 2016. Last year I skipped it because it was cut down to a half week, and because a bunch of the cool campers didn’t go. Shout out to Redneck Nickii and Rickiii from SWC.iv This year it’s gonna be a full week again, and I’ll be bringing the cool crowd with me. It’s unconfirmed how many A True Church members will be coming, but it’s already a good time with me and Darwin.

  1. NKJV:

    Jude 1:3 Beloved, while I was very diligent to write to you concerning our common salvation, I found it necessary to write to you exhorting you to contend earnestly for the faith which was once for all delivered to the saints. 4 For certain men have crept in unnoticed, who long ago were marked out for this condemnation, ungodly men, who turn the grace of our God into lewdness and deny the only Lord God and our Lord Jesus Christ.

  2. A sort of non-journalist Hunter S. Thompson. Met him at the poker table. This guy smoked weed and drank whiskey non stop all week, while open carrying a pistol on his hip. That’s the baseline. He consumed a mason jar of magic mushrooms and then moved on to LSD and MDMA. I lost track of him on the final night, and we found him in the morning, passed out behind the VIP tent.
  3. Host of the best campsite. Very professional poker setup.
  4. Remember that bitcoin poker site? Yeah, me either.

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