Daniel P. Barron

We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed.

Saturday, June 13, 2020 

I was asked a seemingly absurd question:


If god is real then why did he make my penis so tiny?

He does as He pleases.i Consider yourself fortunate if that is all there is to complain about in your life. Be content with your place.


I mean yeah, but like he could have made it at least four inches.

Some people are born male but without a penis at all! Some are born with even more crippling disease. But the worst of all is He creates mostii people for hell!iii And many of them will go their whole life thinking they have it great only to suffer for the rest of eternity.


Interesting, but I have stage four rectal cancer and a small penis. I feel cheated.

Repent and fear God and He will have a perfect bodyiv for you in the resurrection. This world is passing away.v Don't be worriedvi about how bad things get here.


How do I repent, and exactly how long will my penis be in the afterlife?

I can't say on the second part there, but check out "What Must I Do To Be Saved?"


Oh, okay. I simply have to believe in Jesus? Could I attend homosexual orgies up until the day I die and simply start believing in Christ on my deathbed?

Even murderers can be saved, but it is not a good idea to deliberately put off repenting. You do not know what day you will die. God may not even listen to you if you wait too long.vii


Doesn't that contradict the whole "repent and you will be forgiven thing?" Also, how are you sure that god is male when literally all versions of the bible are mistranslated?

God won't let people repent sometimes. He causes all things.viii God being male isn't really a controversial issue when it comes to translation. Particularly when you consider Genesis 1:27 which says both male and female are created in His image.

  1. Psalm 115:

    1 But our God is in heaven;
    He does whatever He pleases.

  2. Matthew 7:

    13 “Enter by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it. 14 Because narrow is the gate and difficult is the way which leads to life, and there are few who find it.

  3. Proverbs 16:

    4 The Lord has made all for Himself,
    Yes, even the wicked for the day of doom.

  4. 1 Corinthians 15:

    50 Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; nor does corruption inherit incorruption. 51 Behold, I tell you a mystery: We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed— 52 in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. 53 For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality. 54 So when this corruptible has put on incorruption, and this mortal has put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written: “Death is swallowed up in victory.”

    55 “O Death, where is your sting?
    O Hades, where is your victory?”

  5. 1 John 2:

    17 And the world is passing away, and the lust of it; but he who does the will of God abides forever.

  6. Philippians 4:

    6 Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God;

  7. Proverbs 1:

    28 “Then they will call on me, but I will not answer;
    They will seek me diligently, but they will not find me.
    29 Because they hated knowledge
    And did not choose the fear of the Lord,
    30 They would have none of my counsel
    And despised my every rebuke.

  8. Romans 11:

    36 For of Him and through Him and to Him are all things, to whom be glory forever. Amen.

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