Daniel P. Barron

I would certainly not like to be a bit of your plankton.

May 22, 2018

For your entomological consideration, I present a few emails.

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If you are serious about dedicated hosting — that is, you want a secure operating system and operators who know exactly what they are doing (read: don’t follow “industry standard” but rather define the correct standard, which is specifically anti USG (US government)) — Pizarro is the ISP for you! You could ship your own server and they’ll rack it, or you can lease an already racked rockchip with optional state-of-the-art hardware random number generator. The unit comes with a custom made gentoo, specifically designed for sane computing; none of that we-the-people just upgrade it ********. If you know how to write your own code, or even just know how to read code and compile, this is the ISP for you. Seriously, accept no alternatives! No other company offers this service. We are located in #pizarro on irc.freenode.net — ask for danielpbarron.
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Probably an auto-mailer but just for fun, I reply.

**** you.

Low and behold there is a monkey connected to this button!

"**** you."

Another thing you might have missed in our rules is that we'll not put up with any form of abuse here.

Was there something you actually needed help with?

Regards,

Andy aka 'Postbox'
Community Leader
[I routinely close tickets when I reply. That doesn't stop you replying to them to reopen them if you feel that they need further attention.]

Ticket Details

Ticket ID: FIS-160016
Department: Alerts and Infractions
Priority: Low
Status: On Hold

He doesn’t put up with abuse, but wants to help me anyway. Cool, maybe this will actually work.

I want to advertise an ISP without jumping through your ******** hoops. Do you accept money or is it strictly a "pretend to give a shit about yet another forum for X days" sort of ordeal?

Who doesn’t want money, right? A monkey, that’s who. Or what, rather. They deal in stories about “that time I saw a really ripe banana.”

"I want to advertise an ISP without jumping through your ******** hoops."

Not possible.

"Do you accept money"

No.

"or is it strictly a "pretend to give a **** about yet another forum for X days" sort of ordeal?"

The reason you found this forum an attractive place to advertise is because of the volume of membership and participation. If you don't want to be a part of that you'll not be advertising here, and need to find somewhere else.

Regards,

Andy aka 'Postbox'
Community Leader
[I routinely close tickets when I reply. That doesn't stop you replying to them to reopen them if you feel that they need further attention.]

I’ll need to? How about this was a test, and you failed. The word is want as in, I don’t want the attention of the sorts of retards that would belong to this “leader’s” “community.”

>> The reason you found this forum an attractive place to advertise is because of the volume of membership and participation.

Mno. You are one of many other virtually identical idiot nests I contacted. My goal is to simply cast a broad net for whatever plankton can be scraped from the sea. Based on your communications, I specifically find this particular body of water to be devoid of the necessary protien.

Disregards,

Daniel P. Barron aka ‘danielpbarron’
Lord in the Most Serene Republic of Bitcoin
[I have the power to give and take away voices. That doesn’t stop you from pretending you have one.]

And that’s where I would have ended it, except he got one more in before I finished typing it up.

"You are one of many other virtually identical idiot nests I contacted."

With an attitude like that, you may as well give up trying to run a business. I would certainly not like to be a bit of your plankton.
Regards,

Anon-e-mouse
Community Leader

He’s anonymous now! Like I forgot already. Like I even cared in the first place. Like the whale ever asked the opinion of plankton.

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